Late Night Crumbs

June 12, 2013 / Posted by:

Nicki Minaj’s clothing line for KMart is perfect for the morning-shift hooker who wants an outfit that’ll take her from the rave to work – HuffPo

“I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things” and other humble-covered dingle jewels from Kanye West going FULL Kanye West in an interview with The New York Times – Lainey Gossip

This makes sense since Charlie Sheen can line up about five dozen lines of coke between Teen Mom Farrah’s at-war titty balls – The Superficial

The trailer for Diana looks like a really expensive karaoke video for “Candle In The Wind” – Towleroad

Hilary Duff Takes The Bus” sounds like a G-rated version of Bang BusHollywood Tuna

For about six seconds, I thought Erykah Badu lost it again! – Drunken Stepfather

What I really needed today was several servings of man nipples and here they are – The Berry

POPPY MOYER?!!!!! – Celebitchy

Miley Cyrus is not having chipmunk beaver sex with Justin Bieber, because she’s still engaged and the last part is news to Liam HemsworthJust Jared

Carey Mulligan doesn’t want to play Hillary Clinton, because she knows the role will forever belong to La PequenaICYDK

Eddie Murphy’s new piece’s tuck game is beyond – Popoholic

The “Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her bump and engagement ring” photo-ops have already begun – Popsugar

Now your nutsack can look like Nicole Kidman’s face – HuffPo

I refuse to believe this until I see the burn marks on Cara Delevingne’s lips from Prince Hot Ginge’s fire bush burning her during a beej – Celebitchy

The True Blood premiere should’ve been held at a nudist camp – I’m Not Obsessed

Brandi Glanville fired her assistant for losing her dog – Reality Tea

Denise Richards looks like a value pack of neon markers – Lainey Gossip

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