Last week there were rumors that Kyle Richards’ husband Mauricio Umansky has been passing his peen to everyone (including a transsexual hooker) and this week there’s pictures of him grabbing her ass tight on the street. Coincidence and not-at-all staged, I’m sure!
Kyle and Mauricio of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills left Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood on Saturday night and gave the paps a butt grab show. Nothing says “a rock solid marriage” like a husband pinkering his wife in the b-hole while they’re waiting for their car. Mauricio’s probably just trying to pop one of Kyle’s doody bubbles. That’s real love Whitney and Bobby-style. Or maybe he’s just looking for her head since it’s usually stuck up there.