A Sane, Polite And Not-At-All Racist Lady Responds Reasonably To Not Getting A Receipt From Dunkin’ Donuts
That headline was served on top of an extra large Sarcasmlatta.
I guess Dunkin’ Donuts has a policy that states that if you don’t get a receipt with your purchase, your next order is free. They should update that to read: “If we don’t give you a receipt, your next order is free, but that also doesn’t mean you can act like an insane piece of trash asshole.” Because some crazy lady didn’t get a receipt and responded by terrorizing Dunkin’ Donuts employees and recording it in the name of justice! This crazy lady goes on and on for 8 long, painful minutes. She even starts asking the dude in line behind her what he thinks and he doesn’t make eye contact, because one of the most important rules in life is that you never make eye contact with a crazy. She screams about how she has a business degree and then at the very end of the video, she solidifies herself as the worst by shouting some racist shit at the employee who didn’t give her a receipt.
There’s obviously not something right with her ass, because she can’t wait to post a video of her threatening to bomb a Dunkin’ Donuts on Facebook. She really can’t wait to post it and she can’t wait for the fake Facebook profiles she created to like it.
And since she wants to go to Mars so bad, can’t Sir Richard Branson please, please, please make her dreams come true?
via Guyism (Thanks to everybody who sent this in)