Open Post: Hosted By Gerard Butler Cracking Walnuts With His Ass

June 10, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

The German TV show Wetten Dass is known for bringing the fuckery in heavy doses and during their last episode they did not disappoint. At around the 1:25 mark, the host gets Gerard Butler to crack a walnut by sitting on it. That is definitely somebody’s fetish right there. Sadly, Gerard kept his pants on while having dry butt sex with that walnut, but he did loosen his pants to pour ice onto his crotch (at the 3:35 mark).

I see what’s really going on here. Germany’s Federal Ministry of Health put Wetten Dass up to this. They wanted Gerard to cool down his unstoppable dick so he wouldn’t be able to bone all their citizens. I bet those ice cubes are laced with Valtrex too. Nice try, Germany. But a bunch of ice isn’t going to stop bona fide slut Gerard Butler from humping his way through Deutschland.

via Gossip Cop

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