That sad, lonely bra knows that Justin Bieber is only going to play with it for a second before tossing it away like he does with all his toys (see: Mally).
Justin Bieber threw this picture of a lone bra up on his Instagram yesterday and wrote the note, “I guess everyone grows up.” Is Justin trying to tell us that he’s finally graduated from a training bra. Fetus, please. We all know that’s not true. The Belieber who threw that bra on stage obviously doesn’t know their idol very well, because the Biebs is still wearing a training bra and that bra is for professional wearers only. The fan who threw that bra better have thrown the receipt too, because Justin’s going to need to trade it in for his size.
But seriously, what a waste of a good bra and the creepy fanmom who obviously threw it (the fact that it’s beige gives it away) should be arrested for wasting it like that.
In other Justin news, E! says that he showed up to the club Lure in Hollywood on Saturday at 7pm and was kicked out for being a fetus. Some source said:
“Someone from Justin’s team had come earlier in the day and told the club that he would be showing up. The club told him they wouldn’t let him in because he’s not 21. Bieber came anyways and tried to sneak in through a back door. The Game was on the mic at this point and saw Bieber trying to get in and shouted that Bieber was on his way inside. That’s when security saw him and escorted him out immediately. He left right away, he seemed really embarrassed.”
I knew there was a really good reason for why The Game exists. Narcing on the Biebs without knowing it is the greatest thing he’s done in life. Poor, Biebs. Getting kicked out of a club before the sun goes down. The Biebs’ curfew is at 10pm so that’s why he was clubbing at 7. Dude just wanted to get in some last-minute partying before he had to put on his footie pajamas and go mimi’s times.