The Time Gay Icon Prince Hot Ginge Saved A Soldier From A Homophobic Attack

June 9, 2013 / Posted by:

The ginger crusader for gays exists and has been under our noses (do with that imagine what you will) this entire time! Lance Corporal James Wharton, who trained under Prince Hot Ginge in Canada in 2008, has a book out about being openly gay in the army and he told The Daily Mail about the time PHG saved him from getting brutally attacked by a group of homophobic pieces of trash from a rival regiment. I don’t want to be in the army and I don’t want to be gay bashed again, but if doing both means that PHG will come to my rescue and comfort me, I’ll think about it….

Trooper Wharton says that after six bitch ass soldiers threatened to whoop him for being gay, he told his tank commander PHG about it. Trooper Wharton told PHG exactly what happened and said that he was afraid the soldiers were going to kill him. PHG put his Captain Save-A-Gay hat on and took care of those homophobic whores.

‘I couldn’t stop the tears from welling up in my eyes. He said, “Right I’m going to sort this shit out once and for all.”

‘He climbed out of the tank and I poked my head out of the turret a few moments later to see him having a go,’ Wharton said.
Harry, a Troop Commander in the Blues and Royals, confronted the tormentors, warning them they would face severe discipline if they continued their violent threats. ‘I could see he wasn’t holding back,’ said Wharton, who was 21 at the time.

After PHG told those dicks that if they came at Trooper Wharton again he’ll get his grandma to beat them in the throat with her pocketbook, he told his higher-ups what happened.

Trooper Wharton also talked about the time PHG told him that he’s a gay icon!

Harry happened to mention that he and his brother had been told they were gay icons. I laughed and told him that I didn’t think that was the case. He became really adamant saying, “What? What? We are! Our press people told us.”

‘Harry then asked if he couldn’t be a gay icon because he was ginger. It was all very funny.’

Of course PHG is a gay icon. He’s a ginger icon, a human icon, a welfare icon (that was written by Morrissey and not me), a drunk icon, a sex icon and an EVERYTHING icon.

Science should find a way to clone PHG already, because the world would be a much better place if he dropped from the sky every time someone was about to get gay bashed. A hero to us all!

(Thanks to Peter and everybody else who sent this in)

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