Noah Cyrus really did teach Miley everything she knows…
Miley Cyrus is trying to “twerk” again…..and this is working against my hangover and the way this video is edited is making it worse. At last night’s Juicy J show at The House of Blues in L.A., Miley put the seams of her Beetlejuice pants to the test when she popped her booty and dropped it low onstage. Miley looks like a damn, methed-out hillbilly tarantula giving birth while having a seizure. The only thing missing from this video is a shot of Billy Ray saying, “Thass mah lil’ possum,” before taking sips of Sizzurp mixed with moonshine.
But seriously, I bet Liam Hemsworth is regretting the day he dumped Miley, because now he’ll never ever get the chance to once again see the entire Cyrus family do this at their family barbecues. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen the Cyrus Family Twerk Train in action. Or is it, “You no longer want to live when you’ve seen the Cyrus Family Twerk Train in action“? Yeah, it’s the second one.