Kim Kardashian Is Breaking Up With The Paparazzi

June 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Last month, Kim Kartrashian cursed out her longtime lovers, the paparazzi, at LAX and I figured it was all just a staged fight to get noted pap hater Kanye West to accept her calls again. Well, I guess Kanye is still doing the “pick up and hang up” move when Kim calls, because she has stepped up her manufactured “I hate the paparazzi” act.

Yesterday, Kim melodramatically cried out on Twitter about how the paparazzi threatened to destroy her and hurt little Keyoncé-Z West Kardashian if she doesn’t pose for them. The attention whore of all attention whores doesn’t want attention anymore.

I wouldn’t let the paps get a pic of me today & they threatened my life & said if I continue to block shots then they will make my world dangerous to live in! How dare they threaten my life & my unborn child! This has gotten way out of control!

Yesterday 4 cars boxed me in. One in front, behind, & one on each side just to have me drive at their speed so they can snap through the window. Its really so scary what they are legally allowed to get away with!

Most people would dial the numbers 9-1-1 if a bunch of crazy bitches threatened to harm them and their unborn child, but since Kim only has the number to TMZ’s tip line saved in her phone and doesn’t know the number to 911 by heart, she tweeted instead!

Kim went on to tell us how we should all be thankful for her doing a sex tape in the first place and have the pleasure of knowing who she is.

For years I’ve always been so gracious. Every shot they take now just isn’t flattering & crazy stories get made up, so why would I willingly just let them stalk me & smile for them? Let me enjoy this last month of pregnancy please without threats & being scared to leave my home due to what dangerous thing they just threatened to do to me.

And another thing!

I get I live a public life. I live my life on a reality show for the world to see. I love my life, but when the cameras stop, that doesn’t mean I don’t want a break too. I’m 32 yrs old now, about to be a mom. I’m not 25 clubbing around LA anymore. There’s no excuse for threats & stalking!

If Kim really wants the paps to leave her alone (which she doesn’t), she should pull a Melissa Lawrence and sic Khloe on them every time they come at her. And I wonder how the paps threatened to make Kim’s world a dangerous place? They probably threatened to stop taking pictures of her forever and ever. A world without the paparazzi’s flash is a scary world for her to live in.

And expect to see “private” backyard shots of Pimp Mama Kris sunbathing topless, because she’s going to have to do something for the paps to make up for her prized heffa going off on them.

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