Jensen Ackles And Danneel Harris Must Be Major Janet Jackson Fans

Or a fan of court shows. Or a fan of moral rightness. Or just a fan of sort of kind of weird celebrity baby names.

Jensen Ackles and his wife Danneel Harris (better known to me as Shannon from One Life to Live) are new parents to a baby daughter born two Thursdays ago. They announced the news on Twitter  (via People) yesterday and also told everyone the name they wrote down on their daughter’s birth certificate:

We are happy to announce the birth of our precious baby girl, Justice Jay “JJ” Ackles. She was born happy and healthy on May 30th.

If my last name was “Ackles,” I’d name my kid Kane, so that we could call her Kankles, but that’s just me. (Side note: Kim and Kanye should totally name their spawn Kankles.)

Justice Jay sounds like the name of the scrappy sidekick of a forgotten Marvel superhero. I love the name Justice, but only because Justice makes me think of Poetic Justice, which makes me think of Janet Jackson and Tupac’s greatest contribution to the world. I’m talking about this scene:

See, this is why I will never take the Oscars seriously. They failed to recognize and honor this achievement in acting, writing and costume design (that hat!).

Anyway, welcome to the world, J²!