Afternoon Crumbs
This is what Heat Miser looks like after you throw ice water on him – IDLYITW
Leonardo DiCaprio and his forever soulmate went to Versailles. Oh, and his latest blonde Angel was there too – Lainey Gossip
Pete Wentz upgraded – The Superficial
Taylor Swift’s dress looks like it’s barfing up yards of fabric – Drunken Stepfather
Paging Mr. Tiger Woods! Paging Mr. Tiger Woods! Your order is ready – Hollywood Tuna
Dudes in glasses and you know where my mind went – The Berry
Bristol Palin still exists and will grace TV screens once again – Towleroad
Gird your loins, Vladimir Putin is back on the market – Celebitchy
Anne Hathaway is totally rehearsing her next Oscar speech in her head – Popoholic
Congratulations to every bottle of booze, it’s illegal for Teen Mom Farrah to put her mouth around you for the next 6 months – Reality Tea
Mickey Rourke is strut, strut, struttin’ that ass – ICYDK
This is what Kanye West is going to get Kim Kardashian for a push present so he doesn’t have to see her face anymore – OMG Blog
Katie Holmes had dinner with Gloria Steinem – Just Jared
Melissa McCarthy’s shrunken head on The Heat poster and other Photoshop Award winners – Pajiba
Tilda Swinton as Archie, Jinx Monsoon as Betty and Joan Collins as Veronica – Videogum
That bikini is ugly. That’s all I got. – Moe Jackson
Amy Poehler, you are dating a billionaire! Don’t wear a dress made from the fabric that covered my grandma’s throw pillows – Popsugar
Jessie Spano and AC Slater reunite – I’m Not Obsessed
Steve Sanders’ torso is frowning – Boy Culture