I’m about to buy a copy of Rosetta Stone Chechen just so I can learn how to say “the fuck is this?” in Chechen while watching this video of Steven Seagal dance (for lack of a better word) a traditional Chechen dance during a visit to Chechnya the other day. If they knew they were going to watch a man have a medical emergency, they would’ve never asked Steven to dance.
Steven looked like a bear in a human costume swatting bees while having a heart attack. During that dance, Steven landed a few planes, made half-a-dozen umpire calls, directed traffic and caused a lifeguard to run toward him because he looked like he was drowning in air.
But I shouldn’t be so hard on Steven, inhaling the shoe polish fumes wafting off of his goatee and head probably made him more delirious than usual.