That’s what Larry Dallas and Jack Tripper would look like if Three’s Company took place in Mordor. But I digress……
Khloe Kartrashian was on The Tonight Show last night and sadly for us, she didn’t mistake Jay Leno’s chin for a twice baked potato with all the fixings and jump over his desk to get to it. That didn’t happen, but Khloe did talk about the rumor that Pimp Mama Kris and Bruce Jenner’s marriage is dead like the feeling in his crotch after PMK ripped his nuts out with her teeth many years ago. Khlozilla threw a tiny bit of shade when she said that PMK and Bruce are still together, but they like to live in different houses, and it would never work for her, but it works for them.
“Well they’re not having problems but they still like to live apart, which is definitely different. You know Bruce and my mom they wanted some… I, like in my house, there is a manroom for Lamar. A room not a different house. So I think they took my idea and ran with it and they got another house, and Bruce stays there sometimes. I’m not for that. It’s in the same state, yes, different city. I’m not for that, but you know, to each their own. I don’t compare relationships. I just think a little too much time apart maybe isn’t the best thing. They’re like, ‘This is us, don’t judge us. We’ve been married 24 years. Blah blah blah.
‘I’m like, ‘I know people that have been married longer that still live together.'”
Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton also have their own houses. It works for some! Sometimes absence makes the heart grow fonder. Or in Bruce’s case, absence makes you forget that your monster ass wife is one of the reasons why your face looked like a botched circumcision. Besides, PMK loudly chants to her creator, Satan, at all hours of the night and Bruce needs his beauty sleep.
Here’s Bruce burning retinas with his beauty while on Extra with his son Brody Jenner last week.