Open Post: Hosted By The Statue Of A Naked And Pregnant Kim Kardashian

June 6, 2013 / Posted by:

Your nightmares might already get regular visits from the Britney Spears birthing a Cheetoling sculpture, the OctoMom butt plug sculpture, the St. Angie breastfeeding candle, and the terrifying conjoined lesbians statue, and now here’s something else to keep your eyelids open at night. American sculptor Daniel Edwards unveiled his newest knocked up celebwhore statue at LAB Art Gallery in L.A. last night. Daniel’s Kim Kartrashian statue is part of his never-ending “Celebrity Baby Boomer” series that he started in 2006. Daniel told HuffPo in artist talk why he decided to create this Venus of Willdendorf gone wrong shit.

“People tend to look at the parts, like the creases in her armpits, or how she wore a dress that makes her look like a killer whale. I’m stripping it of the details people get stuck on, so they can see the beauty. I was inspired by the beauty of Kim Kardashian and felt quite put-off by the media’s criticism of her weight gain during pregnancy. Such criticism should be off limits.”

Pimp Mama Kris is totally going to buy this and have it turned into a backyard fountain (or a coyote urinal).

I’m not that bitch to question art, but Daniel Edwards should’ve added about forty five tons of clay to Kim’s ass and he forgot to make a frowning Kanye statue to go with this statue. And no, I really can’t with that caca-colored Kimye fetus statue. It looks like something Kanye just butt birthed out.

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