Nicole Kidman might be saying, “yes, whore, I’ve had both of those hos,” with her face, but her facial expression pretty much always looks like that since it takes a blow dryer set on high and several heated chisels to move her facial muscles.
At last night’s CMT Music Awards in Nashville, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban ran into her ex-piece Lenny Kravitz backstage. Nicole supposedly rubbed the caked-in essence of Tommy Girl off of her body with Lenny Kravitz’s peen in 2003. And here they are together again! They all smiled! Lenny and Keith hugged! It wasn’t awkward at all. Well, the only time things got a little awkward was when Keith quietly stared at Lenny with non-blinking eyes, because he was thinking to himself that all he needs to do is cover his body with a few more coats of liquefied Doritos and maybe, just maybe he’ll be the same color as Lenny.
Keith doesn’t have anything to worry about, though. Sure, Lenny can make clits twitch just by winking, but a couple that parts their hair together, stays together. And Keith looks like he’s got a hair bra laying on top of his head and that is the epitome of sexy.
Also, what the hell kind of SPF does Nicole Kidman use? That shit must be strong. I’m surprised she isn’t all crispy from standing that close to Keith’s piping hot orange skin.