Kim Zolciak should call her next ear-burning song “The NuvaRing Didn’t Mean A Thing,” because the Trash Box (copyright: NeNe) of Atlanta is knocked all the way up again. I guess it’s that time of year when everybody’s got a fetus in them. Jennifer Love Hewitt has got a case of the BABIES!!!, Kate Winslet’s growing a Rocknroll baby in her womb and now Kim Zolciak is knocked up too. Every celebrity from the A-list (Kate Winslet) to the C-list (JLove) to the WhateverComesAfterZIsWhatYouAre-list (Kim Z) is having a baby.
Hollywood Life says that InTouch Weekly published pictures of Big Papa’s former side piece showing off her pregnant ass in a white bikini while vacationing in Destin, FL last week. A source (aka Kim herself, probably) tells InTouch that 35-year-old Kim is hoping for a girl:
“She’s pregnant. She’s been trying to keeping it quiet — she didn’t realize she’s showing as much as she is. Kim and Kroy are so excited to be pregnant again. They didn’t plan it, but they are thrilled. She’s hoping for a girl.”
Kim has a 16-year-old named Brielle, an 11-year-old named Ariana, a 2-year-old named KJ Jr. and a 9-month-old named Kash Kade (no, I never CAN with that name). We can say what we want about Kim not letting her baby-making parts and pussy settle down and rest before putting them back to work again, but she’s a fame whore at heart and has a reality show to make. So next season on Bravo, she’ll star in Don’t Be Tardy For The Delivery Room. Then the season after that when she and Kroy break up, she’ll star in Don’t Be Tardy For Divorce Court. And she’ll keep going for years and years until she finally stars in Don’t Be Tardy For My Funeral.
Besides, at least Kim is keeping plastic surgeons who specialize in post-birth tummy tucks in business.
Kim looking pretty knocked up while leaving The Wendy Williams Show two months ago some old ass pics of a knocked up last year.