Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 5, 2013 / Posted by:

Vlogger Hart is a lesbian and sometimes tricks ask her if she loves women so much, why doesn’t she dress like a woman? (This is a question that comes from dumb brains, because if straight men love chicks so much, why don’t they dress in “chick clothes“? If Kanye loves Kanye so much, why doesn’t he dress like an asshole? Oh wait, that was a bunk example.) To prove her point that we don’t always dress like something we love, Hart said fuck the watermelon stereotypes, put on a watermelon bikini and danced, danced, danced in her living room. YAAASSS!

I didn’t know that I needed a lesbian dancing in a watermelon bikini today, but I really did need it. Now, to meet my daily recommended vitamin intake, all I need is a gay dude dancing in a banana hammock made of an actual banana peel

(For Julia)

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