Berlin Must Have Some Good Weed

The Brangelina European Promo Tour (featuring that World War Z movie) stopped in Berlin today and lord if you put your mouth to your screen and inhale real deep, you’ll get a quick high. I mean, Brad Pitt forgot that sunglasses go over your eyes, not your mouth. Silly ho! Or maybe he’s got the muchies so bad that those sunglasses started to look delicious to him. Brad isn’t the only one who looks like he’s riding high on a green cloud of goodness. St. Angie Jolie must’ve gotten contact high, because I haven’t seen her cackle like that in public for a long time. She’s probably laughing, because she suddenly realized that she looks like an ultra thin maxi pad with flexi-wings.

And I don’t think Brad Pitt has changed his pants in the past few days. But I won’t hate on him for that, because changing clothes while baaaaaked is hard.

Here’s a few more pictures of St. Angie and Brad Pitt making Stoner Guy Meme faces in Berlin tonight and also some pictures of them leaving a sushi restaurant called Kuchi with the child army. Yes, Berlin is home to some good shit (see: Brad Pitt’s faces) and it’s also home to a sushi restaurant called KUCHI. I love Berlin and I’ve never even been there.