And Soon There Will Be A Baby With The Last Name Rocknroll

June 4, 2013 / Posted by:

A quick minute after Jennifer Love Hewitt let it be known that she’s finally got a man and a baby in her bedazzled womb, Kate Winslet came along and pushed her out of the spotlight. Well played, Kate.

Kate’s rep confirmed to People that she and her of husband of 6 months Ned Rocknroll are going to be parents to a newborn baby friend in a few months. This baby will be Kate and Mr. Rockrnoll’s first baby together. Kate has a 12-year-old daughter with her first husband Jim Threapleton and a 9-year-old son with her second husband Sam Mendes. A baby for every husband!

Once Kate and that Rocknroll ho divorce, she can buy herself a pair of VS angel wings, because then she can marry Leonardo DiCaprio and then they can make a baby together and then the Jack and Rose shippers will finally get what they want.

And during Kate’s next sonogram, her doctor might wonder why her fetus is shaking its head. It’s shaking its head, because it knows that Kate and Ned are going to name it either Olive or Iz Only.

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