Afternoon Crumbs
One of Germany’s most demure and delicate flowers, Micaela Schaefer, is running around the streets while 99.999999% naked again. I’m beginning to think that the City of Berlin hired her to beautify their streets with her refinement and sophistication – Hollywood Tuna
Bradley Cooper’s freshly cut hair < that Minnie Driver-looking woman’s intricately drawn on eyebrows – Lainey Gossip
Introducing the Domino’s Drone – Towleroad
Justin Bieber’s head is swelling so big that not even a gigantic Jiffy Pop hat can hold it in anymore – The Superficial
The good news is that Sean Parker can use some of the props from his Game of Thrones themed $9 million (plus $2.5 million for fines) wedding for his Red Wedding themed divorce hearing in a couple of years – Celebitchy
Let’s all do it old timey-style and wash our clothes on Miranda Kerr’s ribs – Drunken Stepfather
I would recreate the baby picture of me eating a carrot while naked in the tub, but nobody deserves that – The Berry
Kenya Moore is twirl, twirl, twirling to the nearest shelter – Reality Tea
Nathaniel Marshall from Glamberace’s season of American Idol is doing gay porn now – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Emma Watson should get points in creativity for creating an entire ensemble out of placemats and napkins – Popoholic
And just like that, Lindsay Lohan has developed a hatred for Channing Tatum – ICYDK
John Mayer and Katy Perry: Round 4,593,964 – IDLYITW
Former X Factor UK judge Tulisa Contostavlos was busted for supplying the bad shit – HuffPo
This is just…dark-sided – Jezebel
Are we sure these pictures aren’t really stills from one of Gummo’s long lost scenes? – Just Jared
RiRi is kind of giving me Goldie Hawn in Overboard vibes – Moe Jackson
The taco-licking Taco Bell employee was fired – Buzzfeed
But did John Travolta do his “I Think You Might Like It” two-step at the reception? – Videogum
Prince Hot Ginge’s “Do you have to wear a goddamn hat with everything?” side-eye says it all – Popsugar
Cameron Diaz is really good at hiding her face – I’m Not Obsessed