Luo Zilin, You In Danger, Girl

June 3, 2013 / Posted by:

Luo Zilin is the 25-year-old former Miss Universe China who competed on Oxygen’s The Face and was the last remaining model on Team Naomi and she might soon be known to ER doctors in Ibiza as “trauma patient in bed 2,” because over the weekend the paparazzi took pictures of her kissing Naomi Campbell’s on-and-off-again Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin. Somewhere far from Spain, Naomi just ran outside, pulled out her BlackBerry, aimed it toward Ibiza and threw it so hard that it traveled across several oceans and hit Luo Zilin right in the face.

Earlier last month, it was reported that Naomi and Vladimir went on a break and I guess it’s one of those loooooong breaks, because since then he’s been seen with a bunch of different models. And now he’s in Ibiza, getting it on with Naomi’s former protégé. I see what’s going on here. Zilin came for Naomi’s career and when she couldn’t get Naomi’s career, she went for Naomi’s billionaire piece. Yes, Zilin’s modeling career is pretty much over since it’ll be hard for her to be the face of anything after Naomi Campbell beats her face off, but at least she’ll have a hot Russian billionaire boyfriend. This is like a horror show version of All About Eve.

But maybe Naomi Campbell truly has a charitable heart and is sharing everything with her protégé including her billionaire boyfriend. Yeah, right. Naomi sharing? Well, it’s a good thing that Zilin is dating a billionaire, because he can buy her a BlackBerry-proof mask of armor.

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