Brad And Angie’s Matching Hairstyle World Tour Takes Them To Paris

June 3, 2013 / Posted by:

At yesterday’s London premiere of World War Z, Brad Pitt and Angie Jolie both wore their hair down and looked like they just came out of the ocean and let their locks dry in the breezes. (Well, Brad Pitt looked like he just came out of a cesspit and let a walrus’ fart dry his locks, but that’s practically the same thing.) At tonight’s Paris premiere of World War Z, Brad Pitt and Angie Jolie both used some of the oil on her face to slick their hair back into a ponytail. I really hope this becomes a thing.

At the Berlin premiere, I hope they both wear a teased side ponytail. Then at the Tokyo premiere, I hope they both wear a crimped top ponytail with teased bags. At the Hong Kong premiere, they can both wear Motley Crue circa 1984 hair. At the Madrid premiere, they can both wear spiral perm prom hair. And on and on and on…. Brad and Angie’s matching hairstyles is really what’s going to sell World War Z (no, it won’t)!

And I looked at Brad Pitt’s exposed zipper for way too long, because I thought it was a piss stream.

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