Afternoon Crumbs

June 3, 2013 / Posted by:

At the Chime for Change concert over the weekend, Blake Lively dressed like a 60-something widow circa 1968 who just inherited her late husband’s entire fortune and Ryan Reynolds dressed like her gold digging boy toy who goes straight for pay – Lainey Gossip

The only person dumb enough to pay Backdoor Farrah $50 for an autographed picture of herself  thankfully doesn’t exist – The Superficial

Bruce Jenner says that he has only met Kanye West once, but then again his memory isn’t that great since Pimp Mama Kris has the memory bank in his brain erased every night so he won’t remember that he’s a part of America’s most hated family  Celebitchy

If scientists ever discover that Botox causes autism, put all the cameras on Jenny McCarthy when they announce it – Hollywood Tuna

I have stared into the depths of the abyss… – Drunken Stepfather

And this is what Kristin Calamari looks like in a bikini after birthing out a human 10 months ago – The Berry 

The Pet Shop Boys have a new song – Towleroad

You can now walk the streets around Amanda Bynes’ building without worrying about a “vase” falling on your skull, because they kicked her out – ICYDK

Charming Potato and Jenna Dewan had a baby – Just Jared

Expect to see a “DO NOT MOTORBOAT THE STATUES” sign next to Sofia Vergara’s wax figure  – SOW

Trina Braxton finally files for divorce – Reality Tea

Joanna Krupa goes topless, but who cares about that when Roman’s bulge is present – Moe Jackson

Howard the Duck looks gorgeous in drag – IDLYITW

I kind of just want to smear a breaded cutlet on Dakota Fanning’s face before throwing it into a hot skillet Popoholic

Lake Bell’sJack Lemmon in Some Like It Hot” wedding dress looks like it’s shedding itself – Popsugar

Jessica Chastain isn’t going to play Hillary Clinton – HuffPo

“This tennis game definitely needs more Victoria’s Secret models” said Leonardo DiCatchAHo while watching a tennis game – I’m Not Obsessed

Czech baby, Czech baby, 1,2,3,4…… 5 – Jezebel

Someone named Adam Huss has an ass and here it is – OMG Blog

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