Hugh Jackman’s bulging, obese bicep vein (the one that has its own brain, is registered to vote, can have a conservation with you and is my next boyfriend) must’ve had the day off, but his other arm veins came out to play in NYC today. Whenever I see Hugh JackMeOff’s veiny dick arms, I always just scream to myself, THOSE ARMS! THOSE VEINS! They look like a condom full of hardened meat balls and earth worms. Hugh could win in an arm wrestling contest against Madonna’s clit and that’s saying a lot. I don’t know if his veiny arms and hands are a fist lover’s dream or nightmare. Somebody should ask Backdoor Farrah.
June 2, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K