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Shana, the one-hit wonder from 1989 who gave us “I Want You.”
Sometimes iTunes does me wrong (example: when it randomly plays a song from the LMFAO album that I downloaded in a moment of drunken weakness and vulnerability) and sometimes it does me right (example: when it randomly played “I Want You” yesterday). Shana was supposed to be the freestyle Debbie Gibson, but after her song “I Want You” peaked at No. 40 on the Billboard Hot 100 and played at every junior high school and high school dance, she sort of disappeared. Wikipedia says that Shana went country in the late 90s and still puts out some country music every now and again. But I will only remember her for this:
Paradise is waiting for just you and me! And yes, paradise is a place that’s filled with endless supplies of AquaNet (pink can), L.A. Looks mega hold gel, teasing brushes, Sears Portrait Studio backgrounds, smoke machines and white scrims.