Over three years ago, Oprah brought Filipina pop star and Internet superstar Charice to Chicago, shoved Charice up her twat and gave birth to her so that she can say she’s the biological mother of the most talented girl in the world! Shortly after Oprah “discovered” Charice, she got a record deal and later got cast as Sunshine Corazon on Glee. There’s been rumors that 21-year-old Charice is strictly into vagina and she went on the show The Buzz to talk about her sexuality.
The host, Yul Brynner, asked Charice if she’s a lesbian and she answered,“Opo, tomboy po ako,” which translates into, “Yes, I am a homosexual.” Since the Philippines is still seriously, seriously Catholic, she apologized to her family and fans for disappointing them by coming out.
Charice shouldn’t apologize for shit. Well, she should apologize for that Pete Wentz circa 2001 haircut, but that’s it. And I need thank to Charice, because “Opo, tomboy po ako” is totally going to be my new Grindr tagline.
And here’s Charice on Oprah: