Open Post: Hosted By Beyonce Drinking Wine
May 31, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
These Beyonce-approved pictures of Beyonce sipping wine in Europe (or as her best friend Goopy Paltrow calls it, “MY HOMELAND!”) were uploaded to her website and I guess this means one of two things: 1) She isn’t knocked up or; 2) Even pillow babies like to enjoy an alcohol beverage every now and again.
Or maybe that isn’t wine. Maybe her glass is full of the blood of Destiny’s forgotten children and she drinks it to get stronger and stronger and stronger, so that one day soon she can rule the entire universe with an iron wig. Yeah, that’s probably it.
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