The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 30th!

May 31, 2013 / Posted by:

I can’t believe it’s not Sparta! – cs182

Runners-up:

Facing limited career options once he reached his 20s, the yellow Sour Patch Kid became Calvin Klein’s latest golden-headed twink boy. – Trixster

News flash, the butter face brigade does exist, and surprisingly, it isn’t headed by Tori Spelling. – Emeriesan

Demi was having the time of her life with her new paid for piece. Sadly, she didn’t realize until it was too late that Vaseline dissolves Trojans. – MrsPotatoHead

via Metro

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