This A list mostly movie actor has not been spotted with his wife as much as they used to be. It turns out she got wind of a little fling he had on the set of his last movie. Not with a woman, but with his male B list actor co-star. She thinks it is strange and can’t seem to get over it. He says he prefers women, but got caught up in the movie. (CDAN)
Matt Damon and Behind the Candelabra? Michael Douglas is forever spinning at the top of the A-list on his tippity toes, so this isn’t about him. I’m going to guess the B-list actor is Rob Lowe and I can’t blame Matt Damon for riding on that. How could Matt Damon resist the urge to rub his bare ass cheeks all over Rob Lowe’s wig and plastic surgery face? Matt Damon is only human. He’s only human!
After a series of shitty relationships, she thought she’d finally found the one. He says the right things, he wants to be with her all the time, he isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her. And he’s not motivated to do much other than to be with her. Life is not particularly challenging for either of them…but every man needs his down time. Or, in his case, his down down time.
What does he do with his down, down time?
But you can smell it. You can always smell it from his office. So there’s one blend for when he needs to relax and then something else when he needs a hit of excitement. Which might explain why there are small mirrors on his desk with powdery white residue. Do they do it together? Surely not now, in her condition. But maybe later for a shortcut to skinny. (Lainey Gossip)
The “he wants to be with her all the time” and “isn’t embarrassed to be seen with her” parts cancels out Kim Kardashian and Kanye. The “smell it from his office” part cancels out Jessica Simpson’s piece, because what in the hell does her piece need an office for? I’ll say it’s either about Evan Rachel Wood, Katie Price or Duchess Kate. It’s totally Duchess Kate and I bet THE QUEEN is Prince William’s dealer.
This A list mostly television actor has been paying his current girlfriend $300K a month to sleep with him every month for almost the past year. A subscription to Playboy would be way cheaper. She is trying to get him to marry her, but he says that paying this amount every month is way less expensive than getting married and then divorced. (CDAN)
Only Charlie Sheen…