Afternoon Crumbs
Three claps for Vogue Brazil’s blatant ads for Adobe Photoshop (featuring Pamela Anderson) – Drunken Stepfather
Jesse Eisenberg and a reporter get weird with each other and they either really want to do each other or they really want to murder each other or a little of both – Lainey Gossip
I didn’t think that the day Amanda Bynes gets 1 wig game point would ever come, but it has, because that wig stayed laid on her head during her entire trampoline hour of fun – The Superficial
And as you go through these pictures, ask yourself a very important question, “Would I face fuck it?” – The Berry
The answer is whichever one of them has dated Taylor Swift – Towleroad
Adrianne Curry’s bikini Twitter pics look a lot like the pics my Russian spam girlfriend sends me – Hollywood Tuna
Ethan Hawke is a die-hard Angeloonie and there’s no saving him – Celebitchy
Lindsay Lohan wants out of Betty Ford 30 days early in time for her birthday and I’m sure the judge will approve it as well as give her 50 drink tickets and a bag of Adderall – ICYDK
Rose Byrne’s dress looks like it was an early 90s bridesmaids dress in its past life – Popoholic
Kim Kartrashian shoves her swollen hooves into flip flops and loooooooord – Reality Tea
Hopefully, Gabriel Aubry took boxing classes at the gym so he won’t get his ass beat the next time he has a tussle on the driveway – Just Jared
The FEMEN activist totally should’ve won – Buzzfeed
Snoop Lion and Miley Cyrus made a video and it was basically just an excuse for them to get stoned together – IDLYITW
Nothing says “sisterly bonding” like a good old-fashioned bikini photo-op – Moe Jackson
Yes, I zoomed in on Pete Campbell’s hairy nipples and I’m only slightly ashamed with myself for it – Popsugar
Vintage Dita Von Teese – Hollywood Rag
“ZIP IT” is the new “uncool” – I’m Not Obsessed