Afternoon Crumbs

May 31, 2013 / Posted by:

Three claps for Vogue Brazil’s blatant ads for Adobe Photoshop (featuring Pamela Anderson) – Drunken Stepfather

Jesse Eisenberg and a reporter get weird with each other and they either really want to do each other or they really want to murder each other or a little of both – Lainey Gossip

I didn’t think that the day Amanda Bynes gets 1 wig game point would ever come, but it has, because that wig stayed laid on her head during her entire trampoline hour of fun – The Superficial

And as you go through these pictures, ask yourself a very important question, “Would I face fuck it?” – The Berry 

The answer is whichever one of them has dated Taylor SwiftTowleroad

Adrianne Curry’s bikini Twitter pics look a lot like the pics my Russian spam girlfriend sends me – Hollywood Tuna 

Ethan Hawke is a die-hard Angeloonie and there’s no saving him – Celebitchy

Lindsay Lohan wants out of Betty Ford 30 days early in time for her birthday and I’m sure the judge will approve it as well as give her 50 drink tickets and a bag of Adderall – ICYDK

Rose Byrne’s dress looks like it was an early 90s bridesmaids dress in its past life – Popoholic

Kim Kartrashian shoves her swollen hooves into flip flops and loooooooord  – Reality Tea

Hopefully, Gabriel Aubry took boxing classes at the gym so he won’t get his ass beat the next time he has a tussle on the driveway – Just Jared

The FEMEN activist totally should’ve won – Buzzfeed

Snoop Lion and Miley Cyrus made a video and it was basically just an excuse for them to get stoned together – IDLYITW

Nothing says “sisterly bonding” like a good old-fashioned bikini photo-op – Moe Jackson

Yes, I zoomed in on Pete Campbell’s hairy nipples and I’m only slightly ashamed with myself for it – Popsugar

Vintage Dita Von TeeseHollywood Rag

“ZIP IT” is the new “uncool” – I’m Not Obsessed

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