While most 14-year-olds were in school yesterday, Jaden Smith put on a crappy Iron Man costume his assistant bought on clearance at Party City and went to lunch in NYC with his 15-year-old girlfriend K-Something Jenner. Jaden Smith redefines “smug” every time he poses for a picture and he’s quickly reaching Bieber levels of doucheness, but he gets points for taking attention away from a Kardashian. I give him that.
That said, Jaden’s STUNT QUEEN move isn’t going to get me to see that After Earth mess.
Here’s more of Jaden in his Scientology school uniform and K-Something in her ho stroll uniform in NYC yesterday. I also threw in pictures from the premiere last night. Jaden lost the night by making that “uh oh, I just had my period and I’m wearing white” face in every single picture. Willow Smith won the night by dressing like JoAnn Worley circa 1976.