The next best thing to a naked Prince Hot Ginge is Prince Hot Ginge with a PUPPY!!!! The next best thing to Prince Hot Ginge with a PUPPY!!!! is Prince Hot Ginge in uniform. And the next best thing to Prince Hot Ginge in uniform is Prince Hot Ginge in a tux. PHG put on a tux tonight to attend The Walking With The Wounded Crystal Ball in London tonight. There wasn’t a dry crotch in the place.
Don’t worry I didn’t take a selfie of myself in a tux with a white veil on my head and Photoshop that shit next to PHG. I’m not that fucking crazy. The veil was orange. I’m nuts, but even I know I shouldn’t wear white.