Afternoon Crumbs

May 30, 2013 / Posted by:

Courtney Stodden temporarily took off her ten layers of tit padding and exquisite lucite heels to pose topless for E!. These pictures are so natural, so feminine and so beautiful that they could easily be used to market Vagisil to the iguana demographic – Hollywood Tuna

Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus aren’t totally over, which means they’re just doing it every now and again – Lainey Gossip

If Amanda Bynes is trolling, she needs to teach a master class in trolling at Juilliard – The Superficial 

If you put your ear up to Michael Douglas’ statement, you can actually hear him whisper “JohnTravoltaJohnTravolta” under his breath over and over again – Towleroad

Taylor Swift’s new perfume comes with a pearl necklace. Oh, I bet it does. That tramp! – Celebitchy

Miley “A True Star Doesn’t Have To Take Her Clothes Off” Cyrus is posing with her chipmunk balls out again – Drunken Stepfather

But can tomorrow be No Towel Friday? – The Berry 

Diane Kruger goes to the grocery store a lot – Popoholic

Patrick Stewart is the best. Now and forever. – Buzzfeed

Tom Hardy is the second best. Now and forever. – ICYDK

Countess LuMann and Davide Schwimmaire will be back on The Real Housewives of NYC next season – Reality Tea 

Beyonce being Beyonce – IDLYITW

Henry Cavill is a member of the Former Fatty Club – Jezebel

Amanda Bynes blows an air kiss at Perez HiltonHuffPo

Jared Leto serving up some Salon Selectives glow – Just Jared 

Ain’t no love like love between a stoned owl and a dirty mop – OMG Blog

Brit Brit’s skin really glows when she smears Cheetos suntan oil all over it – Popsugar

Madam Tyler Perry is a regular Miss Cleo. Actually, are we sure that Tyler and Miss Cleo aren’t the same person? – Crunk + Disorderly

My guess is….Kristen Stewart? – SOW

You can call her your royal heavenly Dr. Oprah from now – I’m Not Obsessed

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