“Take Off Your Heels, Tommy Girl, And We’ll See Who’s REALLY Taller.”

May 29, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Well, I guess Tommy Girl got the Beckhams in the divorce, because here he is spending time with them and his son Connor at the Kings game in L.A. last night. As Posh Beckham tried to keep herself from heaving up pieces of her charred black soul while sitting around hot dogs, polyblend shirts and beer burps, Tommy Girl and the secret-boyfriend-in-his-head David Beckham played with Harper the 7th.

Tommy’s telekinesis powers failed him last night, because he wasn’t able to use his mind to move the KissCam camera onto him and Becks. The camera landed on Becks and Harper Seven instead.

I know, I almost awwww’d myself into a coma.

And as I type this, Tommy’s full-time Photoshoppers are erasing everybody but him, Becks and Harper from this picture and adding Suri, so he can have the perfect family portrait to hang in his closet!

Tags: David Beckham, Posh & Becks, Tom Cruise

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