George Clooney (Allegedly) Held Hands With One Of His Ex-Pieces The Other Night

May 29, 2013 / Posted by:

On July 11, 2013, Stacy Keibler will celebrate her second year as George Clooney’s red carpet escort and she’ll get a commemorative diamond-encrusted strap-on and the Oscars will give her a special award for making it through more award seasons than any girlfriend before her. But sadly for Stacy, she might never ever achieve the impossible by making it to her 2nd anniversary with George. There’s been rumors for the past few months that Stacy will soon cross out the words “George Clooney’s girlfriend” on all her business cards and here’s another rumor that backs that up.

InTouch Weekly says that George Clooney is currently shooting The Monuments Men in London and four nights ago he partied at the members-only club Loulou’s with a piece who wasn’t Stacy Keibler. InTouch’s source says that George was dancing, laughing and getting close to his ex, Croatian model Monika Jakisic. George and Monika dated for a second in 2007 before he dated my personal favorite, Sarah Larson. The source says that George and Monika held hands and didn’t care who saw them.

“They seemed to be having a great old time together. He didn’t seem to care who saw them. He was being openly affectionate. Lots of people were going up and saying hi to George — he didn’t leave Monika’s side. The place was packed but he didn’t seem to care who saw them inside the club. They were laughing and looked very comfortable together and were there ‘til very late.

He left first and she left after him. He didn’t want to be photographed with her. Maybe she was a shoulder for him to cry on — not that he looked like he was crying. He looked very happy — they were smitten with each other.”

The source also said that George and Monika were dancing to hip hop together. HIP HOP!

Is the source sure George was bouncing his head to a Chief Keef song? Maybe he wasn’t dancing.  Maybe he was having a seizure triggered by the realization that he’s recycling girlfriends now. I was under the impression that every time George dumped a piece, he erased her memory from his brain and never thought about her again. I didn’t think it was possible for him to re-date an ex-piece. The world just keeps proving that it’s getting stranger and stranger.

For Stacy’s sake, I hope this isn’t true. Getting dumped by George Clooney isn’t that big of a deal since it has happened to BILLIONS of women and will happen to a billion more women. But getting dumped for some random ex-piece from 2007? Devastating! Embarrassing! Life-ruining!

And here’s a stached George and Monika leaving Loulou’s separately this past weekend.

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