Afternoon Crumbs

May 29, 2013 / Posted by:

In last week’s Mad Men, Megan wore a shirt that Sharon Tate wore in 1967. What does it all mean? Does it mean they’re going to murder Megan? Does it mean that Megan is the Jennifer North of Mad Men? If so, who’s the Neely O’Hara? Pete Campbell? – Jezebel

Will Smith and Jaden Smith are really into patterns, which means that their brains have totally become Scientology-ized – Lainey Gossip 

Trash Bags from Jersey Shore tries to remind us that she exists by releasing musical acid for your ears – Towleroad

“And now I can officially date Kate Upton!” said Leonardo DiCatchAHo The Superficial 

The always charitable Wonky McValtrex let her crotch critters play in the sand for an afternoon – Drunken Stepfather

Things I didn’t need to know: James Lipton rented out French snatch in the 1950s – Celebitchy

Ruining delicious macaronis and cheese with broccoli should be a crime – The Berry 

Heather Graham and Ken Jeong should’ve switched swimsuits – Hollywood Tuna 

….and six seconds after making out with Jason Sudeikis in the ocean, Olivia Wilde came out of the water with rug burns all over the front of her body – Popoholic

Adam Levine can prove his love for America by getting a tattoo of a bald eagle wearing an American flag bikini on his nutsack – ICYDK

Gisele Bundchen hates Photoshop. Do with that what you will. – Just Jared

Brandi Glanville and LeAnn Rimes fight so much and are so obsessed with each other that I’m beginning to think that they should just marry each other already and kick Eddie Cibrian to the side – Reality Tea 

Neil Patrick Harris is hosting every single award show this year and next – HuffPo

Is Sailor Suit Old Man Japan’s answer to Peter Pan Dude? – OMG Blog

Ashley Greene got a manicure the other day. That was the most exciting thing Ashley Greene did all month. – IDLYITW

What you see when you look at a wookie through a kaleidoscope – Moe Jackson

Bradley Cooper needs to get himself a scrunchie – Videogum

If Amanda Bynes was telling the truth about the bong and not being a stoner, all of us should check ourselves into the mental hospital since we’d be the crazy ones  – Hollywood Rag

Bradley Cooper is topless, at the beach and talking into an invisible telephone – Popsugar

Courteney Cox and David Arquette are divorced for good good – I’m Not Obsessed

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