There’s a part in Beyonce’s show where she goes up to some of the BumbleBeys in the front row and puts her mic to their mouths so they can spit out saliva while singing “Irreplaceable.” What they’re supposed to do is sing off-key and sound like musical shit so that everyone can laugh at them. What they’re not supposed to do is smack Beyonce’s ass and that’s exactly what some dude did in Copenhagen last night.
Surprisingly, when he put his hand on Beyonce’s ass cheek, the music didn’t stop, the house lights didn’t come up and a pack up rabid camels didn’t appear out of nowhere to drag him away to be mauled. Beyonce stopped for a second and said, “Alright, boo boo. I will have you escorted out right now, alright?” before sashaying away.
What you don’t see in this video is that five seconds after this happened, a trap door opened underneath that ass swatter and he fell into the basement. When he landed in the basement, Basement Baby was in front of him waving “bye bye” at him and then another trap door opened, sending him to the basement’s basement. Yes, there’s a basement beneath the basement and it’s the special place where all dumb assholes who slap Beyonce’s ass go to be punished.