If you were in NYC today and hit on a white-haired thing with anime horse eyes who you thought was Anne Hathaway, let me tell you a couple of things. First of all, there’s something wrong with you, because Anne Hathaway is married and if she went out with you she’d only quote show tunes in between slurping on pea and mint risotto at dinner. Second of all, that wasn’t Anne Hathaway, because Anne Hathaway isn’t white haired anymore. She went back to the brown. So you probably just hit on some 30-something Norwegian man who is obsessed with Sandy Duncan and hitting on some 30-something Norwegian man who is obsessed with Sandy Duncan is totally better than hitting on a white-haired Anne Hathaway.
Anne probably went back to brown to shoot her new movie Song One. In Song One, Anne plays an archaeologist who falls in love with her dead brother’s favorite rock star. Anne sings in this one too, so she’s a fucking singing archaeologist. No, Anne Hathaway won’t stop until every single one of don’t have any nerves left.