Afternoon Crumbs

May 28, 2013 / Posted by:

Dear Kate Beckinsale, don’t look now, but Marc Anthony’s behind you and he’s staring at your ass hard – Popoholic

In conclusion, RPattz and John Mayer are doing it and Katy Perry’s their beard cover-up. SOLVED! – Lainey Gossip

Scenes from Jaden Smith’s Scientology christening – The Berry 

Bruce Willis has never looked hotter – The Superficial 

Every single thing about this picture screams 2005 and not in a good way – Drunken Stepfather 

What Kelly Osbourne’s trying to say is that she wants to give birth to a bunch of ass babies – Celebitchy

I am all for this if Zachary Quinto and Oprah’s houses are shaped like his stunning boy band hair – Towleroad

Hayden Pannacott’s plastic titty sacks no longer look like they’re trying to escape out of her chest  – Hollywood Tuna 

Beyonce is still making Kelly Rowland cry – Jezebel 

Adam Levine is trying to beat Leonardo DiCaprio’s record – ICYDK

Grab your payer cloth, or a used cheese cloth, or a stick of butter and say a prayer for Sugar Bear  – Reality Tea 

I promise to love and cherish her, biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch” – Popsugar

In other words, American Idol dropped Keith Urban’s ass – HuffPo

Bradley Cooper just so happened to stand in front of a window, shirtless, totally by accident, not knowing the paps were down below. Nope, he had no clue – Just Jared 

That poor pavement will have to be power washed now – I’m Not Obsessed

In case you were wondering, this is kind of what you see when you get on top of Josh GrobanSOW

The role of Hillary Clinton is La Pequena’s to lose, obviously (case in point) – Videogum

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