Open Post: Hosted By Jason Sudeikis’ Furry Nipples

May 27, 2013 / Posted by:

Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde took a break from fucking like Kenyan marathon runners to dip her born again coochie and his necromancer peen in the ocean in Hawaii.

If you spent most of your Memorial Day putting things in your mouth, then you’re probably full of the sweet nectar, deep fried carbs, meat and various other things (typed with a wink, because I know how you sluts are), and you might want to lie down. So take off your pants and have a lie down on the luxuriously furry bear rug on Jason Sudeikis’ torso.

And it’s probably just my ass, but his torso looks like a bead-eyed gorilla to me. I kind of want to shove a peeled banana in his belly button (aka the gorilla’s mouth).



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