In “What kind of foolery did Amanda Bynes spit out on Twitter today?” news, Amanda Bynes stepped away from her one-sided war with RiRi for a second to get back to what she’s really good at: threatening to sue whores! The courts better get a bigger file room, because they’re going to need a lot of room to house all the lawsuits that Amanda Bynes is going to file.
Amanda plans to sue the NYPD for every wrong they did to her (although, she didn’t mention getting slappity slap slapped in the vagina.) Amanda is highly offended, because she’s a good girl who’s allergic to booze and the good shit. Take it away, Amanda:
For once and for all, this is the last thing I’ll say about the mistaken arrest. I’m suing NYPD for illegally entering my apartment, lying about drugs on me and lying about me tampering with non existent drug paraphernalia, then I’m suing for being put into a mental hospital against my will, then locked up overnight for coming home after a facial and working out with my trainer like the good girl that I am. I’m allergic to alcohol and drugs and don’t partake in any of the above. I’m so offended by all of this but so proud to not be a drug or alcohol user. I don’t need to talk about this anymore. My lawyer and I are taking this offense so seriously! Everything they did was against the law and The judge saw that there was no drugs on me or proof of any type of bong or mental illness (I was so offended to even be taken to a mental hospital and they would not let me call my lawyer until the next day after being in jail all night, then I went to court and was immediately released because the judge saw that I was wrongly arrested. The cops found no proof of any type of drug use or evidence of drug paraphernalia such as a bong in or around my apartment) I’m also suing my apartment complex for lying about me smoking in my building. I’m free forever! You can’t lock up an innocent person! Thanks for caring! Look forward to seeing me in music videos! I’m getting in shape and getting a nose job! I’m looking forward to a long and wonderful career as a singer/rapper!
And Waka Flocka Flame just had to add fuel to the insanity by tweeting this:
@AmandaBynes when people hate and the media lies……. That means you popping #FlockaFacts
He’s not helping….
Amanda has already said that she’s going to sue all the tabloids and anybody who uses a picture of her without her approval, and now she’s going to sue the NYPD and her apartment building too. Amanda is basically suing everyone and I fully expect her to be in every episode of Judge Judy next season.
Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan broke out of Betty Ford, ran over a few babies, robbed a few pharmacies and is terrorizing the streets, but we’re all too busy caring about this Amanda Bynes saga to notice.
UPDATE: Amanda went back on Twitter today to say she never called RiRi an ugly bitch who got her ass beat by Fist Brown because she wasn’t pretty enough. Amanda says that her followers “mocked” those “fake” tweets and she wants to do a video with RiRi one day. Pretty much everyone with at least 1/100th of their common sense gene intact called this.
I saw a bunch of mocked up tweets about me bashing Rihanna in my mentions. I’m followed by so many people that someone is always mocking up fake tweets so I feel the need to address them! Rihanna and I met and I’m sure we’ll be in a music video together one day! That’s one of the mocked up images, they took photos of me from outside and morphed them onto someone else’s body. I am allergic to marijuana and alcohol but I smoke tobacco. Why does Rihanna smoke weed and not get in trouble for it but I smoke tobacco and people think I’m on drugs? I refuse to be treated like someone I’m not, which is why I fought for myself and am suing everyone involved. I don’t need to go to rehab. There is never a drug or alcohol in my system! I’m sick of all the lies! What would you do if someone accused you of things you didn’t do and yet you still had to be in jail at all over it! I’m so offended but I am so educated that I know cops cannot illegally enter my apartment, sexually harass me, arrest me, take me to a MENTAL HOSPITAL, then lock me up for a crime I didn’t commit. I’m suing them all for this upsetting nightmare. My lawyer knows I’m a model citizen who doesn’t partake in drugs. He’s going to court this week to set the record straight again on my behalf. Thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire who knows better than to speak to perverted unjust cops without my lawyer.
I just don’t even know anymore. Not that I ever knew. And that “thankfully I’m an educated multi-millionaire” line of insanity says everything.