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May 26, 2013 / Posted by:

Thong Cape Scooter Man, the thong-wearing, scooter-driving superhero of Madison, Wisconsin!

When the weather in Madison, Wisconsin gets warm, the people brace their eyeballs, souls and other parts for the appearance of a mostly naked 56-year-old sex bomb on wheels who drives through town on a scooter. West Hollywood has their own Lady Godiva and Madison has Thong Cape Scooter Man!

You know it’s almost the start of summer in Madison when you see some jiggly middle-aged man ass on the back of a scooter. Just like most superheroes, the Thong Cape Scooter Man keeps his identity a secret from the people. Everyone has seen plenty of his nipples and ass cheeks, but they don’t know his name.

Not everyone appreciates seeing a grown man in a thong and a cape made out of twin-sized sheets. The Wisconsin State Journal says that teachers at John F. Kennedy Elementary School complained to the police when the Thong Cape Sooter Man drove by one of the school buses. The police didn’t do anything, because they’re obviously in CAHOOTS with Thong Cape Scooter Man and they say he didn’t do anything illegal. A spokesperson for the police department said that the sergeant had a talk with Thong Cape Scooter Man and let him know that he can keep on, keep on:

“He said he exercised poor judgment by going by the school at that time of day, it was unintentional and he just happened to be traveling through the area. The sergeant told the school staff Thong Cape Scooter Man was free to ride on.”

Keep on riding, Thong Cape Scooter Man, and keep on leaving nutsack sweat on your scooter seat!

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