As Bradley Cooper and Heather Graham watched, Will Smith and Jaden Smith did the Fresh Prince of Bel Air rap on The Graham Norton Show. Dead at all of this. I walked to the grave after seeing Jaden Smith dressed like a Hasidic power lesbian. I threw myself in the coffin when DJ Jazzy Jeff popped up. I closed the coffin lid when Heather Graham busted out some hot arm moves. And I ascended up to the afterworld when Carlton did the Carlton Dance.
The only way this could’ve been better is if Aunt Viv #1 came out at the end and did a dramatic reading of one of her rants against Will Smith.