Kim Kartrashian Screams At The Cameras That Feed Her

May 25, 2013 / Posted by:

This is what happens when Pimp Mama Kris lets every photo agency know what time Kim Kartashian is landing, what airport she’s landing at and what airline and flight she’s on. After Kanye West ditched her ass in Paris, Kim and PMK flew back to LAX and were met by a mob of paparazzi who they totally called. You know PMK knows every single photo agency’s tip line by heart, but if you asked her for Rob Kartashian’s number, she’d probably look at you with “WHO?” written all over her plastic face.

As Kim waddled on through the tsunami of flashes, Pimp Mama Kris screamed shit like, “She can’t see,” while smiling her fame whore smile for all the cameras. Nothing tickles the heaves out of my throat like PMK cheesing it up for the cameras. At one point, one of the paps opens up the SUV door and Kim screams, “Shut the fucking door, idiots!” That probably confused the paps, because they’re thinking to themselves, “Well, you’re the one who called us!” That’s like the host of a dance party yelling at you and kicking you out for dancing.

Like this ho doesn’t know that her fame whore stock will plummet into the ground if the paps stop taking her picture. Kim is only acting like she’s mad at the paps, because if she acts like she’s mad at the paps, maybe Kanye will look at her face again. I bet that right after she screamed at that paps, she texted them with: JK LUV U C U SOON xoxo.

And here’s Kim putting her tortured swollen hooves through more pain while leaving a restaurant in L.A. last night.

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