Hot Slut Of The Day!

Contessa from Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

Writing about Kanye Sandiego trying to get away from Kim Kartrashian made me think of the hot bitches in the Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? series on PBS. One of the hottest villains was the Contessa, a thieving thief of pure glamour and beauty who was a member of Carmen Sandiego’s gang. The Contessa was a member of Italian royalty, dressed herself up in the finest fashions from Milan, could pilot a helicopter and her catchphrase was, “I may be a thief, but my taste is impeccable.“She’s like Lindsay Lohan if Lindsay Lohan had taste and wasn’t trash.

If you care, here’s a clip of the Contessa on WITWICS.

You could serve dinner for six on those shoulders, here eyebrows look like they were drawn on with a BIC and she always looks like something stank has just hit her nostrils. She kind of looks like Linda Dano on testosterone boosters and that is the look.