Amanda Bynes Is Not Crazy Enough For A 5150 Type Situation

May 25, 2013 / Posted by:

Before a judge released Amanda Bynes back into the wild and didn’t keep her in jail for throwing a bong out her apartment window in Manhattan, she underwent a psychiatric evaluation at Roosevelt Hospital. Even with a SCREAM FOR HELP wig on top of Amanda’s head, the psychiatrists at Roosevelt didn’t think she needed to be held in a psych ward involuntarily. TMZ says that Amanda’s parents want to become her conservators, but she hasn’t been acting insane enough for a judge to make them the CEO and CFO of her life. I know, that gutter ass wig says otherwise.

TMZ’s sources say that Amanda has never been diagnosed with any kind of mental illness, but her parents, who live in California, think she might be schizophrenic or bi-polar. It’s been hard for them to find out for sure, because Amanda shakes her wig “no” when they ask her to see a psychiatrist. Apparently, the authorities want to put Amanda in a mental facility for 72 hours so she can get a full mental health evaluation, but there’s just not enough evidence for a judge to approve that. I guess Amanda’s crazy behavior just isn’t crazy enough for the judge to force her to do anything. TMZ says that a judge can force her to get a full mental health evaluation if they think she’s not clear in the brains enough to understand the felony charges against her.

And here’s Amanda in court yesterday morning.

Why did I keep waiting for Amanda to scream, “BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS!!!”

Amanda was back on Twitter last night and once again spread thick layers of delusion by saying that she doesn’t smoke the good shit.

What more is there to say? If this was an episode of the Twilight Zone, everybody would be the crazy ones and Amanda would be the sane one. Because everybody is smelling weed smoke instead of tobacco smoke and don’t know the difference between a vase and a bong. Well, but at least Amanda knows that her wig looks like something was pulled off of a dead morning-shift hooker lying in a ditch.

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