In case you aren’t caught up on the feud of the century, Kendall Jenner, the 17-year-old fame-whore-in-training who Pimp Mama Kris is grooming to be her next highest-earning kash kow, let out a poor little rich girl whine on Twitter the other day when she complained about how hard life is sometimes. I didn’t think anything of it really, because if I had to look at Bruce Jenner’s face every day and my pimp mom was trying hard to drop the legal porn age from 17 to 18 so she can put me in a “leaked” sex tape, I would probably tweet the same thing. But Kurt and Courtney’s kid wasn’t have any of it and Frances Bean Cobain let a trick have it. I love it when the most popular girl in school and the most emo-est girl in school go at it.
Was Frances Bean totally overreacting? Yes. Did I laugh at her tweets? Yes.
Kendall Jenner didn’t respond to FB right away, probably because she was too busy asking everyone in the Kartrashian lair what the word “famine” means and they were all trying to find out the answer until they eventually gave up and went to buy crotchless thongs at Agent Provocateur instead. Kendall eventually responded to FB. She must’ve deleted her response, because I couldn’t find it on Twitter, but Radar says she wrote this to FB:
“i am aware that i am very privileged and blessed, and im thankful for that everyday, i know there are greater problems in the world. i pray for those people every night and give back as much as i can. so who are u to judge me?”
Yeah, Frances Bean, so why don’t you just stop judging Kendall Jenner. Because every night, Kendall Jenner prays that those less fortunate than her get themselves a stupid piece of trash sister who will turn her sex tape partner’s piss stream into a multi-million dollar fame whore empire. Then they’ll too get to drive around in a Range Rover at the age of 17. So how dare you judge her, Frances Bean. GAWD!
Here’s PMK and the walking blueprint for Kendall Jenner’s future arriving at LAX yesterday.