A Taylor Swift Impersonator Got Her Ass Whooped For Looking Like Taylor Swift

May 23, 2013 / Posted by:

I guess having blond hair and bangs makes you a Taylor Swift impersonator, because 18-year-old British college student Xenna Kristian, who doesn’t look like Taylor Swift, earns a few coins by working as a Taylor Swift impersonator. But the life of a Taylor Swift impersonator isn’t easy and it’s about as dangerous as being an outcast chola. Hating bitches will drag you by the hair and beat your ass.

Xenna Kristian tells the Daily Mail (via Buzzfeed) that many people have told her that she looks like Taylor of Sunnybrook Farms, so she decided to make a little money from it. Xenna works as a Swifty look-alike at corporate events, private privates and charity function. Xenna didn’t say exactly what she does at those parties. I don’t know if she sings, lip-synchs, hits on all the barely legal white boys in the room or just annoys the ever-loving shit out of everyone the same way the real Swifty does. Well, whatever the case may be, Xenna is making money as a Taylor Swift impersonator and some haters don’t like it.

Xenna says that a few of her fellow classmates are jealous of her Taylor Swift-like beauty and one of them beat her up because of it. Xenna was sitting in class at Walford & North Shropshire College when out of nowhere, a girl pulled her out of her chair by the hair and kicked the shit out of her.

Her friends eventually stopped the fight and the beat down left her with a bruised face and possibly a broken jaw. Xenna told the police about it and says that her hater is obviously jealous of her.

“I never expected anything like this to happen. It’s not nice to see people being nasty about you. Since I started being a lookalike people have been saying stuff. They must be jealous that I’m going off to do something with my life. Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. I still feel shaken up.”

With her mother sitting next to her, Xenna talked about the beat down on camera:

Xenna was forced to cancel three bookings and if her jaw is broken, she’ll be out of the look-alike game for three months.

I blame Taylor Swift for this. Like most things in life, this is all Taylor Swift’s fault. If Taylor Swift never got famous, this girl would never be able to work as a Taylor Swift look-alike and she would’ve never gotten her ass beat. Taylor should support this girl by almost breaking her own jaw so Xenna can continue to work. It’s the least she can do.

But seriously, this is all going to make much more sense when we find out that the asshole who beat up Xenna is a Justin Bieber impersonator.

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