Presenting Benedict Cumberbatch’s Wet Nipples…

May 23, 2013 / Posted by:

In Star Trek: Into Darkness, there’s a scene where Alice Eve is in her bra and chonies for basically no reason (correction: she’s in her bra and chonies to give the fanboys and fanlezzies something to fap to) and J.J. Abrams got a little hate for it. So on Conan tonight, J.J. explained himself a bit and then he showed a deleted scene of Benadryl Cumsinbatches in the shower.

Thousands of Cumberbitches are going to call in sick, because it’s kind of hard to go to work when your ovary eggs keep exploding out of your vagine. I know, he’s supposed to look all evil in that shower, but to me, he looks like he’s either concentrating really hard while sexing himself or he’s drunk and trying to pee. We’ve all been there.

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