Open Post: Hosted By Morgan Freeman Falling The Hell Asleep During An Interview

May 23, 2013 / Posted by:

During an interview with Seattle’s Q13 Fox News this morning, Michael Caine was trying to sell that “Now You See Me” movie like the mortgages on all his houses are due while Morgan Freeman drifted into mimi’s time. Morgan didn’t just doze off for a quick second. Pepaw went straight into dreamland where he frolicked on cotton candy and danced across his step-granddaughter’s crotch. Morgan knocked out and didn’t even care about it. The dude who wrote Go The Fuck To Sleep should write a sequel called Go The Fuck To Sleep, Morgan Freeman.

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