Kim Kardashian Goes To Paris As Kanye Leaves Paris For Milan

Kim Kartrashian just keeps dragging her 7-month-old Kimye fetus all around the world to spend some time with Kanye West and he keeps running away from her like he’s Carmen Sandiego and she’s a damn ACME agent.

Kim and Pimp Mama Kris flew to NYC last week and the day after they got there, Kanye West took his ass to Paris. Then when Kim and Pimp Mama Kris flew to Paris for a photo shoot with Kunty Karl (pleasedontletitbeanakedshoot… pleasedontletitbeanakedshoot….), Kanye took his ass to Milan. The Daily Mail says that Kim and Kanye were in Paris at the same time for a few hours, but they didn’t get one second together, because she was busy posing for Kunty Karl and he was too busy not giving one fuck about seeing her. The next stop on Kanye’s tour is Milan, so he went on to Italy without her.

I would feel sorry for Kim and I try (no, I don’t) and I try (no, I don’t) and I try (no, I don’t) to, but I just can’t. Kim knows that Kanye is a gold-encrusted douche who only cares about Kanye (and leather kilts) and Kanye knows that Kim is a wax-covered fame whore who only cares about Kim. Even though they hate each other, they kind of belong together. And it’s probably not hard to avoid Kim. All Kanye has to do is go somewhere she’ll never go like any place where there’s not a camera around.

If Kim really wants to see Kanye, she should just hang out in front of Riccardo Tisci’s butthole. Kanye will show up eventually.